#spoon licker

[kapitanbank]

Drawing another Yule-lad because I like drawing freaks

[greyeisacreativecolor]

The yule lads are very interesting to me, being called out specifically as regional santa claus figures despite their primary story being about causing mischief. Apparently they put little gifts in good kids shoes, and rotten potatoes in bad kids shoes, but this doesn't seek connected to their original characterization, or how much more brutal their mother is.

[deathpowerphantomjester5110]

star trek fanfic authors are capable of inventing anti-alien slurs that the average person can't even conceive of

[kittyzzzwriting]

namgyu x fem reader

sfw + nsfw headcanons

A/N: these are reposted from my wattpad, I made these like months ago. i have edited it, but so prepare for bad spelling, possible cringe anything. enjoy ?

sfw headcanons

°ׂׂૢ • — black cat bf, he's open to affection, but in the meanest way possible. just like a cat.

°ׂׂૢ • — as we know, he's very touchy, always has a hand on you, wrapped around your waist on shoulder, on your ass or holding your hand.

°ׂׂૢ • — will act pissy if you wear his clothes, but in reality he doesn't care, he loves it. thinks you're cute.

°ׂׂૢ • — the minute he gets home from work, his arms are around your waist as his nose takes in the familiar scent of you and your perfume.

°ׂׂૢ • — he likes his women just a little younger, a couple years, vulnerable - nothing 'creepy', according to him.

°ׂׂૢ • — he WILL try to get you to do some drugs, even if it's just weed or cigarettes - anything.

°ׂׂૢ • — will snort coke off your thigh.

°ׂׂૢ • — he's one of those people who hates vaping because he knows it's bad, but will still smoke a cigarette.

°ׂׂૢ • — if you let him, nam-gyu definitely has and will take you with him to work, dealing drugs and promoting the club all while showing you off too.

°ׂׂૢ • — definitely loves to gaslight you, he has his ways to get what he wants and he just loves you in distress.

°ׂׂૢ • — LOVES and NEEDS your attention always, he gets jealous very easy and show it

°ׂׂૢ • — but, hes the type to get pissy when you're jealous.

°ׂׂૢ • — always sweet talking you into situations, gasligthing and manipulating you

°ׂׂૢ • — cuddles with you when going to bed, he's the big spoon. there's no other way.

°ׂׂૢ • — and by cuddles I mean he's layed on top of you, drooling as he lazily has his hand tangled in your hair

nsfw headcanons

-: ̗̀➛ 7 inches, thin.

-: ̗̀➛ he is one nasty dog.

-: ̗̀➛ biter and a licker,

-: ̗̀➛ panty stealer,

-: ̗̀➛ and a panty sniffer. probably even licks them, and definitely jerks off with them.⠀

-: ̗̀➛ really likes, love, almost adores doggy style,

-: ̗̀➛ back to the whole smoking thing, if you smoke - my god just watching with a cigarette stuck between your lips turns him on

nam-gyu has your panties are in his hands, wrapped around his twitching cock as he jerks off with them.

eventually cumming all over them, making a mess. if your home - he's making you to wear them afterwards.

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-: ̗̀➛ bites, nips and makes you bleed - by the morning you've got bruises, bite marks and some little scabs.

-: ̗̀➛ weirdo freak, licking your neck, tits and thighs.

-: ̗̀➛ loves eating you out, but WANTS you to ride his face, he encourages it.

-: ̗̀➛ breeding kink. but, doesn't want any children.

-: ̗̀➛ blood play, blood on your fingers? he'll suck them, even if its his own.

-: ̗̀➛ this man will get a blade and cut you, kissing the open bloody wounds. hope you're not a model.

-: ̗̀➛ after kissing his marks he makes on you, (the cuts) he's licking the blood up. don't be surprised if you get an infection. his mouth is dirty.

-: ̗̀➛ grunts.

-: ̗̀➛ will, and I mean will - fuck you with all your clothes still on, especially if it's something nice and skimpy

-: ̗̀➛ loooovvesss quickies, in a public bathroom, the break room at work, on the car - anywhere.

-: ̗̀➛ oh, and you know how I said he loves to bring you to work with him?

-: ̗̀➛ he fucks you in the staff room, and he does it HARD. people can't hear you anyway, you're in a club.

-: ̗̀➛ smokes after sex, and will put them out on you. but, also very cuddly!

-: ̗̀➛ he always bites your lips when you kiss, his goal is to break the skin.

-: ̗̀➛ tit sucker, not often - but will. loves your tits

-: ̗̀➛ smacks you. hard. on the ass or face, always degrading you as he does so.⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

namgyu brought his hand up before a loud smack could be heard, your ass suddenly stinging as he hunched over to grunt and whisper into your ear: 'you fucking slut, don't do that again.'

[thecreaturecodex]

Yule Lad

"Gryla and the Yule Lads" © Marc Potts, accessed on his Threads account here

[It's been a while since I made a new Christmas monster, hasn't it? I woke up this morning with an uncontrollable urge to stat up the Yule Lads. It's December 21st at the time of posting, so look out for Window Peeper!]

Yule Lad CR 4 CN Fey This odd little man has a red cap, a white beard and a look of disheveled mischief about him. His fingernails are claw-like, and the shadows around him cast eerie shapes.

The Yule Lads are a gang of gnomish pranksters, each of them specializing in a particular brand of theft or harassment. They are so named because their habit is to descend upon communities during the winter solstice in order to wreak their mischief. They are the sons of the wicked troll Grýla and the lazy ogre Leppalúði, but themselves are not evil. They once were, and happily abducted children for their mother to eat, but they have mellowed somewhat with the passing of the ages. A household that endures their thefts and torments with good humor may find themselves rewarded with small strange gifts (often those stolen from other households).

There are thirteen prominent Yule Lads who travel together, coming down from the mountains one by one to prey on the same community before leaving in turn after a few weeks of mischief. Each one is named after their preferred targets or habits. They are, in their typical order of operations:

Sheepcote Clod, who harasses sheep and drinks their milk straight from the udder

Gully Gawk, who peeps on milkmaids and steals milk once it has been collected

Stubby, who steals burnt food and dirty pans and has very short legs

Spoon Licker, who licks the stirring spoons between uses to contaminate them

Pot Scraper, who steals leftover food before it can be stored

Bowl Licker, who eats food left out for domestic animals

Door Slammer, who wakes families up in the night with loud banging noises

Skyr Gobbler, who is voracious for skyr, yogurt and other fermented dairy products

Sausage Swiper, who hides in the rafters of smokehouses to steal sausages

Window Peeper, who is a voyeur and general thief

Door Sniffer, who can smell fresh baked bread from miles away

Meat Hook, who uses an ogre hook to steal meat from butchers and pantries alike

Candle Beggar, who steals candles in order to eat them

The Yule Lads prefer not to fight if they can help it. They use their mastery over shadows to teleport in and out of houses to rob and to frighten off anyone who attempts to stop them. If they are met with lethal violence, they will fight back, but typically attempt to flee if they see an opportunity. If one of the Yule Lads is slain, however, his brothers will declare a vendetta against his killer and retaliate in turn. These feuds end with the death of the killer and their associates, or with the killer paying off the Lads with sufficient weregild. Rumors circulate that there have been as many as fifty Yule Lads over the centuries, some of whom were slain and others of whom have grown bored of vexing people and retreated into the wilderness for good.

Yule Lad CR 4 XP 1,200 Variant advanced ogrekin redkind CN Small fey (giant) Init +6; Senses low-light vision, Perception +7 Aura twisted shadows (30 ft., DC 14)

Defense AC 22, touch 17, flat-footed 16 (+1 size, +6 Dex, +5 natural) hp 28 (3d6+18) Fort +7, Ref +10, Will +5 Weakness giant-blood, situational blindness

Offense Speed 30 ft. Melee 2 claws +6 (1d4+5) Spell-like Abilities CL 3rd, concentration +6 At will—dancing lights, darkness, detect thoughts (DC 15), ghost sound (DC 13), lullaby (DC 13) 1/day—grease (DC 14), minor image (DC 15), snare

Statistics Str 20, Dex 22, Con 23, Int 12, Wis 13, Cha 17 Base Atk +1; CMB +5; CMD 21 Feats Alertness, Deft Hands Skills Climb +9, Disable Device +11, Escape Artist +12, Intimidate +10, Perception +9, Sense Motive +9, Sleight of Hand +14, Stealth +18; Racial Modifiers +4 Intimidate Languages Common, Giant, Sylvan SQ deformities (varies), shadow jump

Ecology Environment cold mountains and urban Organization solitary or family (2-13) Treasure standard (thieves tools, other gear)

Special Abilities Deformities (Ex) Each of the Yule Lads has two deformities, one beneficial and one disadvantageous. These are as follows:

Sheepcote Clod: gnarled hands (claws deal 1d6 damage); stiff back (-4 to grapple and trip combat maneuver checks; can only stand from prone as a full-round action)

Gully Gawk: bulging eye (darkvision 60 ft.); light sensitivity

Stubby: thick feet (+4 CMD vs. bull rush, overrun and trip, +2 AC vs. charge attacks); stunted legs (-10 ft. movement)

Spoon Licker: lanky (+5 ft. reach); fragile (-4 Con)

Pot Scraper: thick skin (+2 natural armor); distractible (when rolls a natural 1 on an ability check, attack roll, saving throw or skill check, confused for 1 round)

Bowl Licker: oversized maw (bite attack dealing 1d4 damage); brittle bones (creatures gain a +4 circumstance bonus to confirm critical hits against him)

Door Slammer: vice grip (+2 to CMB to disarm and grapple, +4 CMD vs. disarm and grapple); obese (-2 Dex)

Skyr Gobbler: quick metabolism (+2 to Fortitude saves), weak mind (-2 to Will saves)

Sausage Swiper: long fingers (Climb speed equal to ½ land speed); offensive odor (-2 Cha, detectable at double range with scent)

Window Peeper: enlarged skull (+2 Int, [3 ranks in Appraise]); deformed hand (only one claw attack, -2 to attack rolls with two-handed weapons)

Doorway Sniffer: snout (scent); trusting (-2 to Will saves vs. mind-influencing effects, -1 initiative)

Meat Hook: oversized limb (can wield Medium weapons without penalty); flaking skin (-1 natural armor, vulnerability to nonlethal damage)

Candle Beggar: grotesque ears (blindsense 10 ft., +4 Perception); massive girth (-4 to Stealth)

Giant-Blood (Ex) Although the Yule Lads are fey creatures, they are the children of giants, and as such are treated as having the giant subtype for the purposes of spells and abilities. Situational Blindness (Su) The Yule Lads have trouble targeting creatures who can’t see them. Any creature that can’t see a Yule Lad (such as by closing its own eyes) gains partial concealment from it. Any creature that covers itself entirely (such as by hiding under a blanket) gains full concealment, even if the creature would not otherwise be considered hidden. Shadow Jump (Su) A Yule Lad can travel between shadows as if using a dimension door spell. The Yule Lad must begin and end its transportation in an area of dim illumination. A Yule Lad can travel up to 40 feet a day in this fashion, and can split this distance up in 10 foot increments if he so chooses. Twisted Shadows (Su) In areas of dim illumination or darker, a Yule Lad’s presence animates the shadows within 30 feet of it into leering or wicked shapes. The first time a creature ends its turn within this aura, it must succeed at a DC 13 Will saving throw or become shaken for 10 minutes. If the creature succeeds at the saving throw, it cannot be affected again by the same Yule Lad’s twisted shadows for 24 hours. This is a fear effect, and the DC is Charisma-based.

[thedwarrowscholar]

Greetings wonderful scholar! As I am currently writing a Hobbit-themed fic that has a major plot point with someone's culture being treated poorly, I was wondering about how many possible insults there could be. Smaller ones like "idiot" "lazy" or "coward", bigger ones like cussing someone out, and more personal ones like something specifically for elves (maybe something like pointy-ears?), dwarves (maybe brute, or something like that), hobbits, etc.

I hope it's not too hard of a request, and as always, thank you for all of your hard work!

Well met, the-mystical-phoenix!

Crafting a good insult is almost an art form among the seven clans — blunt as a hammer, sharp as an axe, and often rich in cultural bite. Let’s dig in!

📜 First things first: You’re not alone in wondering about Dwarvish insults — I get requests for them rather often! That’s why I compiled a rather sizeable list in Document 45 of the Library section on my site. It’s a collection of fully formed, often ceremonial verbal lashings — the kind you might shout across a hall during a clan dispute, or mutter darkly behind a tankard.

But for your fic — especially if you're after shorter, sharper jabs for quick exchanges — here’s a streamlined selection to suit any occasion, be it barroom banter or battlefield scorn.

🪓 Short Insults (One-word or brief)

Lulkh – Idiot, fool, oaf

Shaik – Coward

Latrûn – Lazy (lit. lazy-one)

Targ-ushrab – Beard-shaver

Rukhs-unam – Orc-kisser

Ushrag – Liar

Binsalbûn – Useless (lit. without-use-one)

Kakhf-Hund – Dunghill

Sabkûn – Weakling (feeble-one, frail-one)

Bintargûn – Beardless (lit. without-beard-one)

Rukhs-Ulbab – Orc-licker

Zars-hamd-jabl – Mushroom-brain

Want extra punch? Combine them with descriptive barbs or personal digs, and you’ve got pure Dwarvish poetry.

🧱 For the More... Colourful Expressions

While the list above suits casual squabbles, I do maintain a much richer set of longer, vivid insults — some of which I’ve even tested on the road. You’d be surprised how satisfying “You smell like aged cheese!” sounds when shouted from a roadside campfire in full Dwarf growl. (The cows were clearly offended. The driver? Mostly confused.)

Some favorites from the full list:

Abrâfu shaikmashâz! – “Descendant of rats!”

A'lâju Mahal! – “Shame of Mahal!.”

Kakhuf inbarathrag! – “Goat turd!”

Ma kasakhbibmî lebal! – “You couldn’t forge a spoon!”

Fanâd duzdnu targ usganul mi mê! – “Elves have a longer beard than you!”

And many more — including culturally targeted jabs for Elves, Hobbits, rival Dwarves, and worse. You can find the full catalogue in Doc 45 – Insults, over in the Library.

Ever at your service (and, I hope, not your insult’s target), The Dwarrow Scholar

[piecewithoutwork]

lad named yule:

guys who are obsessed with beef tallow are soooo weird..

[cosmopoliturtle]

Can you label which Yule Lad is which? they’re all very good designs, but I was also so what inspired you for the differences between them, especially the one wearing a skull

Sure! I'll do my best to explain XD I know the OG Yule Lads are like little old men, kind of gnome-ish but more unhinged. I took a hefty dose of artistic license and went for a more critter-like appearance. I was going for a sort of Tove Jansson-Moomin vibe. 

I don't expect most people to guess them all since I was focused more on their essence as a group of weird gremlins but I did try to bring something forward to distinguish each one.

Candle Beggar: Sort of the centerpiece of the picture, has a big ol' cande hat to light up the night.

Stubby: Shortest guy, he steals food out of frying pans.

Bowl Licker: I based the bowl on his head on an askur, which is like an Icelandic bowl/mug combo meant for cozy eatings.

Door Sniffer: Big nose for sniffin' doors, he steals baked goods so he's got some swiped donuts around his tail.

Spoon Licker: Most people saw this guy right away, assumedly the most obvious because of the spoon.

Window Peeper: 👀

Sausage Swiper: This is probably the most arcane one. From what I read most sausages in Iceland are made of sheep but since there was a sheep and a cow based Yule Lad I wanted to differentiate Sausage Swiper with a hog's skull, since from what I read the first people who reached Iceland did also have pigs.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Sheep/Goat skull since he loves the sheep's milk.

Gully Gawk: Cow skull since he loves the cow's milk.

Door Slammer: I was inspired by an old church door knocker that looked like a gargoylish grotesque, and I shoved it on his head.

Pot Scraper: Pot slammed on head.

Skyr Gobbler: Skyr is basically Icelandic yogurt, so he's like a poofy ball of yogurt with some berries and honey as toppings.

Meat Hook: Has his hook ready for stealin' meats. 

Hopefully that clears some things up. C:

[mikodrawnnarratives]

anyone got baking hcs for renegades characters? I already have one for Maggie cuz I'm me- Maggie is most definitely a spoon, bowl, utensil licker she samples the cookie dough she fears no salmonella risk she IS tasting it before it goes in the oven no one can stop her-

but i'd love to hear if anyone has got any for other characters

[oldhalloweentape]

🪨Venture (OW II) x (gn) reader headcanons⛏️

(Start of Romantic Relationship Pt. III Edition!)

(Not my picture!)

(Finally on Pt. 3!!! It’s only been a couple of days since I first started this but I digress— Anyways a friend of mine, @goohts helped me figure out some ideas for this one, and I’m extremely thankful to her for it!)

Warning!: A small nsfw mention!

(Pt. I) (Pt. II)

- To start things off, baking, everyone likes to bake right? Well uh, if you decide to bake with Sloane, you obviously have to handle the oven part… And the ingredient part.

- If you don’t, things may get… Messy, you see they don’t really know a whole lot about baking at first, so they’ll try to wing it and assume crap. Bites y’all in the ass if you don’t thwart it in time.

- Imagine having to stop them from dumping a whole cup (not even a measuring cup, a drinking cup) of baking soda into the mixture, trying to protest against this, claiming that, “It’s called baking soda— so, there should be a lot of it right?” No.

- Besides that, they’re a great helper nonetheless, quickly learning from their mistakes and even getting pretty good at it the more you guys do it.

- I can imagine them making a cake like the mud cake Max, from Max & Ruby, makes but with crushed up Oreos, gummy worms, rock candy, etc.

- Looks a little frumpy cause they’re just too excited to take the time to decorate it, tastes great nonetheless.

- Also, a serial batter licker, you have to stop them from doing it almost every single time you have to give them a spoon or a whisk.

- Don’t want them getting salmonella after all, though they probably think it’d be a thing they’d die honorably for, that or between your thighs but like—

- I think they’d consider baking as a personal bonding activity between the two of you, and even if you don’t know how to— That’s cool! They don’t know either! You can learn together!!

- They definitely devour everything you make for them, if you char it— They’re used to eating rough stuff anyways, and leave NOTHING on that plate, that goes for more than just baking.

- Prefers sugary things, if that wasn’t obvious already. Brings a little baggy of candy with them wherever they go, preferring gummies.

- If you ever made them gummies yourself? They're already planning where to propose to you in their the second you give them the bag and tell them they’re homemade.

- Anyways, outdoor dates again with this one, cave exploring. Oh they’d just love to do that with you, probably suggests such a date like that when you both are celebrating your 6th month anniversary together.

- To say they’re excited is an understatement, traversing underground, being in the presence of rock various and unique rock formations that took years upon years to be where they are today and see it with you?? Oh yeah they’re living the dream.

- They’re constantly fighting the urge to break away from the group and run around, see everything the cave has to offer. It’s like seeing a kid in a candy shop and be given unlimited access to it I swear.

- Excitement aside, they make a point to make sure you’re ok all through out the trip, giving you whatever you request. Just making sure you’re well hydrated or comforting you if you start feelings a bit cramped in there.

- Always makes sure you’re up for it beforehand, wanting you to have as much fun as they are.

- They take so many pictures in sections where it’s permitted, and a lot of them have you as the main focus or in the sidelines, naturally.

- That scrapbook I mentioned earlier is jammed full of so many photos, you have to get another one or two in like a year after getting the first one, can’t properly close by the time they’re finished with it.

- Again, they genuinely want your relationship to work, and they just want you to reciprocate. I mean, what is a serious relationship without that after all?

(Sorry that this came out a bit later than it usually does, just going through some life junk.)

[thesecondsanctuary]

your 5 favorite utdr minor npcs NOW !!!!! (if you'd like) (given the aformentioned listing things) (i understand. listing things kicks ass)

i love listing so much im gonna do one for undertale deltarun e AND uty :) because i feel like it. going off the definition of a minor npc being like, one you dont battle and has only a handful of dialogue cycles. no vendors and no characters w talksprites. etc etc.

ok undertale. tbh my picks for this arent that interesting. basically the most well liked minor npcs lol.........

spoon amalgamate. yes yes uty bias or whatever the fuck but come onnnnnnnn they literally tuck frisk in...... and give them a pat on the head........ its such a great little subversive moment that adds so much to my favourite location/segment of the game.

dress lion :) the way she mirrors mettaton across dimensions is so wonderful. just as mettaton inspired her to be her true self, i hope they become besties in deltarune and mettaton is inspired by her in the same way. that would be so awesome. sorry im thinking abt that fic that was literally just this premise exactly again it was so good. transgender utdr forever

clam girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! immediately awesome for foreshadowing susies existence

ficus licker. theyre so me. i like that theyre literally just. the default npc design as well. so they show up in inaccessible rooms. adn has a gaster follower that looks like them.

sorry i love snowdrakes dad. because he sucks. im a terrible fathah........

also shoutout to all the grillbys npcs. and snowman. and goner kid. and every other npc in the gameEXCEPT business snail #fuckbusinesssnail (ifykyk)

deltarune (wont include anyone whos from undertale):

malius ^_^ thank you for fixing everything 4 us ^_^ including us ^_^ yr sooooo awesome malius

the original    Starwalker 👍

that bird with the godawful posture in the hometown library. bc 1. yeah same and 2. why do they retrospectively reference the appearance of one of the gaster followers from undertale. huh !

mr society. egotistical but a huge loser and coward. its awesome hes like a second rouxls kaard

gahhhhhhhhh i cant choose........ hm, i have a weird fondness for that darkner who is just. a pair of eyes. veeeeery toby fox joke for starters but they also make me think of the purble place eyes of all things?? which is a wholeeeee wave of nostalgia. this is a noelle holiday moment for me i think

and uty:

the sunnysides,,,,, ill count them as one npc bc otherwise this list would be boring. you could argue theyre too major to count for this but it always takes me back when i remember how little dialogue they have collectively. i really enjoy their relationship to star. shoutout to strained family relationships. also the sunnysides have such good designs all around. sun and moon and star family...

manta bot :) everyone say thank you manta bot <3

kangarufus. the reverse robbery bit is NEVER not funny.

the rock guy in oasis valley. past state of the dunes lore drop yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ^_^ i like that hes part of the regreening project. why does the game let you steal money from his neon green pants pockets. fucked up.

the lady at that snowdin bridge martlet fucked up. cranky old woman win. on my first playthrough i was soooooo on her side too like. martket come on ive been stuck here for five minutes why did you do that.tho uh. not bc i think the bridge is handsome????

UTY was the hardest to do ngl. bc soooo many of the wild east npcs could also be here. gamer and the npc in the hospital who tells you the caterpillar joke and the pyramid who wants to roleplay as stars son especially. so they get an honourable mention.

[pumpkinsy0]

All the boys used to help out with Mrs. Curtis when she was cooking- but two-bit especially loved it, cause he got to help decorate cakes. Plus he loved when they ran out of something and had to go to the store. He was the ultimate cake-mixing-spoon licker.

god forbid ole girl whipped out a mixer, two bit would put the whole thing in his mouth he has 0 shame

did it once and someone (steve) turned it on and the roof of two’s mouth was messed up for a week

[grande-lando]

Happy Independence Day to Iceland aka 🎶 það er kominn sautjándi júní 🎶

Some facts about my beloved country

June 17 was chosen as the national holiday to honour Jón Sigurðsson, the 19th-century leader of Iceland’s independence movement, born on this date in 1811

After a 1944 referendum (with over 98% in favour), Iceland formally ended its personal union with Denmark, becoming a republic on June 17, 1944, at Þingvellir

Women in traditional Icelandic dress, representing the national personification, Fjallkonan (Lady of the Mountain), read poetry each year at assemblies across the country.

Most Icelanders don’t have family surnames. Instead, we use patronymics or matronymics. So if Jón has a daughter named Anna, her last name would be Jónsdóttir. His son? Jónsson. There are a few family names (mostly Danish and Norwegian), but they’re super rare.

There are no native snakes, no mosquitoes, no standing army (just a coast guard), and no McDonald’s (since 2009). Sadly, a Starbucks is opening later this year.

About 11% of Iceland is covered by glaciers, but the country also has 130+ active volcanoes. This combo leads to jökulhlaups (glacial floods caused by eruptions) that happen about every year and fuck with our road system.

Even in freezing temperatures, it’s totally normal to see babies napping in their strollers outdoors. It’s thought to boost immunity and help with better sleep (my baby takes 3-4 naps outside everyday).

The only native land mammal in Iceland is the Arctic fox. All the other animals (horses, sheep, cats), were brought by settlers. The Icelandic horse is ridiculously pretty and has five gaits.

There's a penis museum in Reykjavík. No more notes.

Beer was illegal in Iceland until March 1, 1989. The day it was legalised is now celebrated as Bjórdagurinn (Beer Day).

There are 13 Yule Lads in Icelandic folklore, each arriving one by one on the 13 nights before Christmas. They’re mischievous troll brothers who used to terrify children, but nowadays they leave small gifts (or potatoes) in kids’ shoes. Each one has a unique personality and name, like Spoon-Licker, Door-Slammer, and Sausage-Swiper.

They’re the sons of the child-eating troll Grýla and her lazy husband Leppalúði, and their family cat, the Yule Cat, eats anyone who doesn’t get new clothes for Christmas.

[kaneandfeels]

Yule

In deep midwinter, Kane and Feels make their final stand against The Wheel.

Jack Fitzpatrick - Lucifer Kane

Oliver Morris - Brutus Feels

Tom Crowley - WIndow Peeper, Door Sniffer, Sheepcote Clod, Guly Gawk, Stubby, Spoon Licker, Pot Scraper, Bowl Licker, Skyr Gobbler, Door Slammer, Sausage Swiper, Meet Hook & Candle Beggar.

Oliver Smith - Horned God.

  Script: Jack Fitzpatrick and Oliver Morris Research: Jack FItzpatrick Sound Design: Jude Hodgson Hann and Oliver Morris Directing: Jude Hodgson Hann Original Compositions and Carols: Oliver Morris

It was a Skadi's Symphony Production

Who?

[wishing-stones]

Would

Would axe let me be his designated 'spoon licker' when he bakes?

He absolutely would, but he gets at least one in.

... He'll also clean whatever you manage to get on your face off, too, since it's kind of messy, but don't distract him too much! He doesn't want it to burn.

[oobbbear]

Þvörusleikir (spoon licker) broke into your house and stole your spoons

I’m late to see this but I’m protecting my only spoon left with my life rn